But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3' 6' performer has been discovered in a badger's den, partially eaten.Īccording to Sunday Sport's follow-up account, Foster was found 'deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales.' They write that 'expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow.' (I have no idea what fingertip technology is, but I imagine it's akin to one of those claw cranes you find in arcades and drugstores.) It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger
